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Has anybody ever listened to the Left Rights … its Mindless Self Indulgence fuckin about after days being locked in a recording studio and it’s fuckin hillarious, if you like funny music bout the most stupid crap you gotta listen to it .. then again … why not jsut go out and buy all the MSI discography too … it fuckin rules
Some Big Fat Gay Monkey has deleted my myspace profile … the mofo … if I find them I shall put a shotgun up there bum n pull the trigger =D
I’m nice really …….. honestly
I mean it I am =(
Right … alot of the time people ask you a question or you hear something that gets you thinkin … I was watching Mallrats last night and TS Quint and Brodie are sat eating cookies in the “food court” whilst talking about comic book superheroes sex lives were being talked about…and it got me thinkin alot bout stupid stuff like that.
For example, the big orange rock guy from the fantastic 4 … the thing … was he entirely made of rock … even his member ? and if so … how did he have sex ? and on top of that … did he fire normal spunk … cement … wot … coz he wud definately have fired something.
Staying with the thing … how did he piss … and when he tuk a dump … did he literally shit a brick ?? Although I admire the creators of the fantastic 4 for a good piece of work … they never thought the thing through very well.
I was just reading CTRLALTDEL online aswell, a great web comic by Tim Buckley … and he had a little comic on there that got me thinkin a bit about Bruce Banner and i wondered, before he got his changing powers all under control like, wot if he turned green and huge during sex whilst he was ontop of sum chick, he grow like … 3, 4 times the size of himself normally and becomes a monster like … that mean his member would grow 3 or 4 times bigger with it … if yea then I wanna become the hulk for a week just to test out having a thing that huge … then again, considering he only changes when he got angry … she’d avto say another dudes name its like “o bruce … bruce … o david .. shit i mean ” *SPLAT*
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don’t ask lol
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Right onto other shit thats on my mind … saw trailer for Street Fighter 4 earlier … and damn that shit looks fuckin gorgeous, watched a gameplay video of Ryu and Ken (the “brothers”) battling it out and god it looked amazing, the pace … the fluent movement … the sheer jaw dropping gorgeousness…. i cant fuckin wait
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erm … other than that not much to say … I’m missing my girlfriend, Leanne, like crazy … aint seen her since yesterday morning and prob gonna be a few more days yet before I can see her … I’m bored in work and want to go home and play some more Bad Company (I’ll write my thoughts of it a bit later on) and I’m gonna go onto the BBC website and see what tennis is on … if nothing, I’ll watch some two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
Peace, Love and Empathy peoples
Get Well Soon Nanna
